whoa
Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?
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Straight White Boy Problem #865
Me: hey bro we should totally hang out this weekend. We haven’t chilled in forever and im down for anything. We can even go to our favorite pizza place after we hit the gym bro. If u are “Finna tryna” get wasted, i just got my fake so we can go pretty much anywhere man lol what do you want to do?
bro: im hanging out with my gf dude….
Me: *very dismayed* I….just want to have quality time with my bro….bro…….bros before….before….ho– *sobs* no…no..im happy for ya bro…*sobs*….hhhhhhh
someone takes the time to write these. isn’t that a little sad?
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me? Wtf? I’ll have you know that I lift bro, and I’ve been involved in numerous white boy incidents, and I have over 300 confirmed bad text messages. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the second biggest poser at my school. Hahahhaahah You are nothing to me but just another being with No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with calling me this over the Internet? Think again, u no swag nerd. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has a lot of swag, and my mom is callin yo moms ratchet ass. you better prepare for a tsunami of yolo. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead. Yololess. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Nike apparel on. Not only am I extensively trained at playing sports and pissing other people off, but I have access to the entire Abercrombie store AND all Polo shirts known to man. and I will use them to their full swagness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you won’t be able to harlem shake. You’re fucking dead.
*gets excited about the story i’m going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*
i hate when people on tumblr just say shit like “just surround yourself with positive people!!!! dont keep negative people in your life!!!!” like it’s not easy to just drop friends you’ve known for years and magically find a new gang of friends that you can trust so stop making it sound so simple
trust